My Diagnosis

OK, I went to the ER night before last, but due to my computer being taken over by some text eating virus, and then me subsequently throwing it off the roof out of frustration, I was unable to post my results. OK, not really. But that is absolutely what I felt like doing.

The Doctor took x-rays and came back saying that I have a deep tissue contusion. Basically a really bad bruise. They said to take Ibuprofen and prescribed pain pills for the severe discomfort. My leg looks like someone took a bat to the back of it. If I can figure out a way of taking a picture that does not display all of my ass-ets I may post it for your viewing pleasure. I don't think I have ever had a bruise quite like this one.

In addition to my leg injury, I jarred my arm and neck pretty good, but other than some discomfort nothing is permanently damaged. It would have probably been easier and less painful had I actually broken something, because this whole tissue damage thing is going to take quite a while to heal according to the doctor.

So the lesson learned here - don't be ADD like I am and change course at the last minute before descending the stairs. Tragedy may ensue.

The End.